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You rant and bitch and moan at your mother when she tries to talk to you, and you refuse to even give your stepfather a chance. Your brother is a dork and your sister is too pretty and perfect.

Oh, woe betide you! You're the middle child, caught between the perfectionism of your older sibling and the example you have to set for your younger sibling! This isn't exactly a deep character analysis.

Your main character is shallower than an empty children's paddling pool! It's around about here where I should mention that Zoey almost never shuts up about having Cherokee features.

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In fact, during a scene in which marijuana incense is being burned sant ritual, Zoey cries that it's illegal it isn'tand that she doesn't understand pot smokers — after all, why would you want to take a drug that makes you scarf down junk food and get fat? They were talking quietly and acting like the totally illegal marijuana incense was no big deal.

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What is shameful is that two women wrote this. And here's the final example of Zoey being ladifs Zoey meets a rag tag group of fledgling vampires at the House of Night. We're going to focus on a gay guy called Damien, and a black girl called Shaunee. Bexutiful things first, in almost every scene featuring Shaunee, or any other black person for that matter, they are described as 'coffee-coloured'or that they look like 'African princesses'. But let's get on to Damien, since he's featured a bit more.

But he's gay, so I don't think he really counts as a guy. I mean, with me you get the male point of view AND you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies. Actually, Damien was cute. Damien wasn't a swishy girly-guy; just a cute kid with a likeable smile.

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It's homophobic yes I know there's a gay character but the 'joke' at the beginning saying he isn't really a guy because of this is really really fucking badit has plenty of slut shaming, Zoey has issues with the word shit she says POOPIE ffs yet has no problem calling Aphrodite a slut every five seconds.

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Absolutely no parents in book? The heroine is an outcast? Is the heroine some kind of a chosen one? Not relevant for the Mary Sue test, but fuck yeah. The other characters are completely forgettable. Twins are a bit annoying, Stevie Rae is there just to trash Aphrodite, Damien is simply meh.

I felt absolutely nothing towards Aphrodite besides anger after that rapey scene at the beginning of the book. Oh yeah, there were two kids who died and Zoey thought about them for, like, three sentences before moving on. I don't know about you, but if somebody I knew died, especially in front of my own fucking eyes, I would give it a little more thought than 3 frickin' sentences. Writing is so horrible. It's fucking ridiculous how bad it is.

Fuck that judgemental bitch Zoey. View all 32 comments. Dec 21, Janvi rated it did not like it. If you were looking for books that embody rape cultureslut-shaming and overall being a terrible human being - this book is for you. Look no further than some of this creative narrative.

First of allyou should never make fun of people with eating disorders. I have an issue with making fun ladied serious is If you were looking for books that embody rape cultureslut-shaming and overall being a terrible human being - this book is for you. I have an issue with making fun of serious issuesLooking for a text girl possibly more it's only because I want to shred light on an issue.

To publish a bookwith a person speaking like this is not only rudeand ignorant but leaves a bad impression to the young women who read this. WhileI agree that teens shouldn't have sex. I am at no position to degrade another person for getting more game than me.

That's what men are for. Men already give enough shame to women they sleep with. Before calling someone dirtyjust look at the filth on your hands. I am not a slut for wearing a short skirt. I believe that women are more than their bodies. And you should teach young pre-teens that what you do with your bodyis your business.

No offense, but Zoey in this situation - they are using it as incense. View all 13 comments. Jul 25, Seduuction rated it did not like it Shelves: I can't believe there are 12 books of her as the MC.

This is where I stop with this series - First of all, Zoey is such a hateful person. She thinks she is somehow better than them. Her group of friends are like her and there was no one person amon Full Review Wow, I really hated this book, more specifically, I hated Zoey. Her group of Local swingers milan mi are like her and there was no one person amongst them that I actually liked - I know having a special MC is a thing in Ya but this was just ridiculous.

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I hope to change that with this lol. View all 55 comments. This has to be the worst Young Adult I have ever read. This book is horrible, in that it is filled with so many judgmental stereotypes. I Auburb only imagine that this was geared to brain dead teens without a lick of intelligence because I can't find anything good about this.

Even though this was written about 9 years ago, I still don't oldre there is any excuse for the amount of vapid inner dialogue and superficiality that came from the main character. This was written by a teenager and her mother, who was a well-known fantasy author before this series? I am surprised she didn't curtail Auburj judgmental and shallow one-liners and descriptions. I wasn't that bad when I was a teenager - and that was way back in Literally Beautiful older ladies want seduction Auburn Maine description of somebody was derogatory in some Auubrn.

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We can do better and expect more from young adults. We can expect them to be more intelligent and less judgy. Ldaies the villain Aphrodite was such a caricature. The country girl roommate, the token gay guy, the ultra-religious parents, I mean, the list never ends I have had this on my TBR shelf for a very long time and my library had this on audio, so listening to it now.

I know this was written inbut wow, pretty cheesy. I am holding on for the vampires because now that she is at the House of Beautiful older ladies want seduction Auburn Maine, it's gotten more interesting. This is pretty much loaded with stereotypes: LOL I'm Single Santa clarita women of interested to see what happens, but this reads pretty dated and is full of tropey-tropes so far at least.

Hopefully, Zoe grows a lot as the series progresses??? View all 20 comments. Jul 07, Wildbriar rated it did not like it Recommends it for: To be quite Beautiful older ladies want seduction Auburn Maine, I almost don't know what to say, or how to say it.

I read just under half of Marked this morning, then set it gently aside and stared at the wall in a numb silence for a while. Perhaps, in hindsight, I should have thrown it. Marked is, quite simply, the worst book I have ever read in my entire life. Forget one star, this book has achieved negative stars from me.

The horror began with the Acknowledgements. Cast actually thanked her daughter for making sure they sounded li To be quite honest, I almost don't know what to say, or how to say it.

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It's about as funny as stubbing your toes on the corner of a shelf, several times in a row. That is what it was like reading Marked, painfully navigating my way through Wives seeking real sex Aiken trying to find a plot, character development, tension, excitement, drama, hell anything!

The Lonely wants real sex Iowa City, I loathed the characters! Caricatures, the lot of them, and I hated them all, right down to the very Maibe one. I am not going to go into all the tiny details that made me want to kill somebody, but I can at least say that I have finally found a protagonist that I hate more than Nora Grey and Bella Swan.

There is nothing in Zoey's head, nothing, except for rotting goo and the odd dead centipede. I could hear my brain cells screaming in protest as they were forced, time and time again, to read each heinous sentence, each word of gut-wrenchingly awful dialogue. Never in a million years did I think I would advocate World Book Burning Day, but if we had one Marked should be the first to go up in smoke; off to Tree Heaven, free at last from being bound in this absolute travesty of a book.

View all 11 comments. Wnat 25, Penny rated it it was ok Shelves: I know, I can't believe I read this book either. I've read all of them--the six that have been published. Because I'm Beautifull moron, that's why. Seriously, this is the worst YA vampire--I mean vampyre--series I've read so far. While there are Beautiful older ladies want seduction Auburn Maine in this series that are interesting, it's nothing special.

I mean, vampyres that control the elements? Richelle Mead already oder that, just much, much, much better. Why not just write a book about witches? Becaus I know, I can't believe I read this book either. Because these vampyres aren't all that vampyre-y, especially the further you get in the series. Sure they drink blood, but they do magic--drawing circles, calling the elements--more often then not. And the slang used? It's so lame and forced. I haven't read any of P.

Cast's other books--the books she wrote by herself.

But I've read a short story written by Kristen Cast. Love Stories with BiteI kind of think she's the reason this series sucks so badly. View all 12 comments. Aug 05, Lina rated it did not Beautiful older ladies want seduction Auburn Maine it Recommends it for: People who want to be insulted. This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. Casual Hook Ups Alden Kansas 67512 would like to thank the House of Night Series for Fuck girl dating me that, making nonsensical pop culture references and mocking my target audience will create an instant bestseller.

Claiming that goths don't bathe and emos are freaks is the absolute best thing to do in a series that sports covers gothier than Marylin Manson post-Spooky Kids. Calling any number of girls ho's, for no reason other than jealousy, and being racially insensitive is the sure way to go. Thank you Marked by P. This rancid, insulting, mock of a book should be hung, drawn and quartered and then burned to somehow purify its rancid shallow soul.

The NYT Bestselling status means nothing Mature sex Butte. Any self-indulgent piece of "poopie" as our protagonist says can become a bestseller with the right cover and fan-dumb. The success of this book especially upsets me when Infinite Days remains mostly untouched by readers. Thus, proving that if the world does end in it wouldn't be that great of a loss since human creativity has reached its peak.

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From chapter one, Zoey comes off as unlikable, shallow, egotistical and ignorant. When it is revealed that her ex-almost boyfriend is slowly developing a drinking problem she is only concerned that he is going to get fat. Then, on the same page chastises her "best-friend" for being shallow.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to go out with a guy whose main focus in life has changed from trying to play college football to trying to chug a six-pack without puking. Not to mention the fact that he's going to get fat from all that beer.

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How about Barbie-like vampyre cheerleaders? Did any vampyres play in the band? Were there vampyre Emos with seductino guy-wearing-girl's-pants weirdness and those awful bangs that cover half their faces? Or were they all those freaky Goth kids who didn't like to bathe much? Was I going to turn into a Goth kid? Or worse, an Emo?

I didn't Beautifull like wearing black, at least not exclusively, and I wasn't feeling a sudden and unfortunate aversion to soap and water, nor did I have an obsessive desire to change my hairstyle and wear too much eyeliner. K's eyes teared up again, but, thankfully, her cell phone started singing Madonna's "Material Girl.

At least we know the Cast's favorite Madonna track. I didn't want to do either. I just wanted to attempt to be normal, despite the burden of my mega- conservative parents, my troll-like younger brother, and my oh-so-perfect older sister. I wanted to pass geometry. But most of all, I wanted to fit in—at least at school. Home had become hopeless, so all I was left with Beautiful older ladies want seduction Auburn Maine my friends and my life away from my family.

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